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BASIC:

Name: Alyssa
Nickname(s): ‘Lyssa, asshole, dickface, any profanity really
Age: 18
Height: 5’7”

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): Red!
Least Favourite Colour: idk plum is kinda obnoxious?
Favourite Food: This cheesey-ham soup shit my mom makes.
Least Favourite Food: FUCKING SPAGHETTI.
Favourite Band/Artist: Reel Big Fish
Least Favourite Band/Artist: I’m sure I have one but can’t think of anything now :\
Favourite Type of Movie: Comedies
Least Favourite Type of Movie: Senseless action ‘bro’ movies.

One thing you can’t get enough of: The Creatures uwu
One thing you hate more than anything: When people comment on my weight/call me nicknames like ‘skinny-minnie’ and shit like that—it’s NOT a compliment, goddammit.

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single? Of course.
Sexual Orientation? Asexual
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? YESJESUSFUCKUGH.
Do you flirt a lot? Yes and no? I flirt with my friends/people I’m not interested in A LOT but if it’s someone I actually like I can’t even speak around them, let alone try to flirt lmao
Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
Do you fall in love fast? No.
Do you ever make the first move? No way—too much of a coward.
Do you want to get married? Absolutely not.

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? Hell yeah—too much so probably, lol
Talkative? Yeah I never shut up
Energetic? Depends?
Happy? Recently, no. But I’m getting there.
Trustworthy?  Absolutely.
Confident? No way.
Friendly? Yup.
Sarcastic? You have no idea.
Dependable? Yup.
Adaptable? Yyyyyes? It’s a struggle and takes a while but ultimately yeah.
Emotionally strong? Haha.

Religious? Agnostic—raised Catholic
Indecisive? For the most part, yeah.
Outgoing? I think so?
Nosy? Depends on what it is.
Lazy? Oh god, yeah.
Artistic? I pretend to be.
Thoughtful? Not as much as I’d like to be.
Considerate? Of course.
Romantic? Impaired.
Obsessive? Not really
Sincere? Mmhmm
Tolerant? To a degree.

(Source: ilinh91, via pantsferdinand)

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i know there was a hug and all that but the faces aleks makes when talking to james are very, very important. because they look like the face you make to someone you have a humongous crush on

(Source: aleksvitalyev, via aleksvitaly)

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chloefizzyx:

This looks, kinda like, not a hug 

chloefizzyx:

This looks, kinda like, not a hug 

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pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(Source: appledoze, via vdubali)

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dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

(via peptobisbutt)

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