i love everything rolf says
Imma just let this sit here
MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE
They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.
Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time
Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.
ALL OF IT.
IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS
James in black face is the most upsetting thing right now. And if you are not upset right now then you clearly do not know the history behind black face.
SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT
sometimes I’m like “lol I’m so lucky I dont like boys”
but then I’m like “wait. I do like boys. I forgot”
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
fun fact: we kind of have to make sure that the right president is in the water mark. because some asshole discovered a way of bleaching 5 dollar bills and then printing them as 20’s. so we are literally not trying to imply that you are bad person, we just have to make sure that abe isn’t hiding in the water mark
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.